$1$1Confirming
Checking with the bank.
This takes a moment. The bank is larger than we are.
Screenshot it. Post it. That is the only distribution channel we have.
An offer
OversightNoted after the fact
We forgot to ask for your email.
We have your dollar. We have your name. We have no way of contacting you about either. If you would like to be told when we reach one billion dollars, we will need somewhere to send that.